Lover Of Oversized Things Pillows

'Well, Joe, we made it - the big leagues. But did you ever dream it would be this big?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

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Pastry Hat

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Snapshots in Time

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

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Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Small child checks out a book.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"Whose tie?"

Office furniture solutions.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Joan Crawford junior

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Kangaroo Pocket

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Nail Gun Manicure

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"