Lover Of Oversized Meals Pillows

"Then it came to me - why should there be an upper limit for pasta size?"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Small child checks out a book.

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

Hot Lasagna Transport

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'I'm having these sausages carbon dated.'

Bulk School Mince.

"Salt mill?"

Plenty Of Fiesta Wear, But No Fiesta

'Well, Joe, we made it - the big leagues. But did you ever dream it would be this big?'

"Okay, who gets the beef and who gets the ants?"

"Good of your boss to lend us this just to pop to the shops!"

"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"

(No caption. Signs read the following: Pizza. Pizza By The Slice. Pizza Cut Up Into Tiny Bites.)

The World's Longest Sandwich.