Oversized Objects Enthusiast Pillows

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Small child checks out a book.

Giant Ice Skates

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Office furniture solutions.

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Hand takes a shower,

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

"It took you 10 minutes to rip the stuffing out of your last toy. This one should keep you busy for awhile."

'In my art I've always taken inspiration from the objet trouve. Which I generally pick up from the lost property office.'

Antiques: Go for Baroque Sale!

'I think we can safely eliminate bungalows from the search parameter.'

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

"So the buttons, beads, rings, nuts, keys, bolds and baubles go in the off shore account and we'll report the nail."

'Well, Joe, we made it - the big leagues. But did you ever dream it would be this big?'

"Good of your boss to lend us this just to pop to the shops!"

"Oh, right - like I'm the problem."

"Your uncle's will, Miss Magpie, definitely states he's leaving you his collection of shiny glass trinkets..."