Giant Toy Enthusiast Pillows

"It took you 10 minutes to rip the stuffing out of your last toy. This one should keep you busy for awhile."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Childlike love

One!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Inaction Figure

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Help me!

Remote Control Duck

Toys

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

The Music Box

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!