Giant Aficionado Pillows

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"In order to file for a plant patient, you need to describe what sets your beanstalk apart from other beanstalks. Besides the giant."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Young Giant and the Tailor

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

Giant Raffle

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"Found 'em on Ebay, owned by some guy named Shaquille O' Neal."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

A Giant at the Airport.

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'One or the other, maybe, but I can't make them BOTH lose!'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"

Animal tourism.

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.