Giant Aficionado Mugs

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"In order to file for a plant patient, you need to describe what sets your beanstalk apart from other beanstalks. Besides the giant."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Young Giant and the Tailor

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

Giant Raffle

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"Found 'em on Ebay, owned by some guy named Shaquille O' Neal."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

A Giant at the Airport.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'One or the other, maybe, but I can't make them BOTH lose!'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

Animal tourism.

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"