Inanimate Object Enthusiast Pillows

Hand takes a shower,

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Teddy and friends.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Inaction Figure

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Over-reaction Man.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Shoppers of Mystery.

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Office furniture solutions.

Nicolas 'The Croods' Cadge

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

"Actually, I have all the action figures I can handle."

Tongue 'Depressors'

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

"I'm ex SAS and an expert in martial arts.I once took on 10 men single handed...."

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Community Bed de Luxe

William Wallace & Gromit.

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

'Damned tourists.'

'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'

"One problem is we have a clash of styles."

"He took an Alka-Seltzer and now he thinks he’s sparkling."