Shiny Object Enthusiast Pillows

"So the buttons, beads, rings, nuts, keys, bolds and baubles go in the off shore account and we'll report the nail."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"Your uncle's will, Miss Magpie, definitely states he's leaving you his collection of shiny glass trinkets..."

I love the Shard

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

The main reason I was chosen to be the senior manager is my ability to always be calm, wise and right. . .What's that in your hand?! Is that a shiny thing?!!. . ."

Teddy Bears in the wild

Bald man polishing head

Rhinestone Accountant

Office furniture solutions.

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Hand takes a shower,

Now there's something you don't see everyday...

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

Tree's shadow attacks woodcutter who is hiding his axe.

Small man falling in love with large woman

'Shadow boxing.'

"Before I answer any questions, I'd like to direct your attention to these shiny objects."

This year's must-have Christmas toy... Cattle Patch Kids.

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

Rabbit Ears Shadow

Proud to be posh!

Woman with happy shadow.

Silhouette Artist - Portraits while u-wait.

Two shoe shiners discussing finances

Shadow: I'm with stupid.

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

Look! A bunny! Enough with the shadow puppets.