Shiny Object Collector Pillows

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Servicemen.

"Well....I could've done this!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Robot Jogger

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Posh Easter Egg

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

A Rifle Competition in the North

'It's a snow mobile.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Count Von Moltke.

'We live in a designer trainer.'