Shiny Object Collector Gifts

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Servicemen.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Do you do much walking?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Shoes Make The Man

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

"Do you smell something?"

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

Posh Easter Egg

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

A Rifle Competition in the North

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'Best to keep downwind.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Count Von Moltke.