Shiny Object Fan Gifts

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

Convenience.

In, out, shake it all about.

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Starvation Watching

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Thank goodness you're here!'

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. All together now!'

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Virtual reality platform.

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

Life Drawing Class

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

Windsock

Train ride simulator.

"Before I answer any questions, I'd like to direct your attention to these shiny objects."

Adam and Eve AFTER the Fall.

Bathtime.

"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."

"So the buttons, beads, rings, nuts, keys, bolds and baubles go in the off shore account and we'll report the nail."

'Do that to me one more time...'

"They're binge dating. It's a thing."

"Santa has his sleigh. I have to hippity-hop to my deliveries!"

"Your uncle's will, Miss Magpie, definitely states he's leaving you his collection of shiny glass trinkets..."