Inanimate Object Fan Gifts

Windsock

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love you, you big fool."

Filet minion

Convenience.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Inaction Figure

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Easter bunny Island.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Children.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Tortoise & Hare.

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

Hand takes a shower,

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Cleaner and sculpture

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Keep off the Square.

"So, what's with the "yabba-dabba-doo" thing?"

March of the Ducklings