Shiny Object Aficionado Pillows

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

I love the Shard

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Tortoise polishing his shell

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

My own museum.

Bald man polishing head

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Rhinestone Accountant

Office furniture solutions.

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

Snuggie of Turin

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Hand takes a shower,

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

'Amazing! An entire book collection of nothing but volume 1 of encyclopedias given away free at as introductory offers.'

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head