Sharp Object Enthusiast Pillows

"It slices! It dices!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

'No cheating'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

Ancient Weapons

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"This new guy's really good!"

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

'I love working on these lawyers. They only have two parts, their mouths and their rears...and those are interchangeable.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

Shooting in Ireland

A group of hunters.

"Shoo!"

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

'A Good Job of It!'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"When I see these guys in their fifteen-hundred-dollar suits and four-hundred-dollar shoes, I think I'm in the wrong business."

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."