Sharp Object Enthusiast Gifts

"It slices! It dices!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'No cheating'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Ancient Weapons

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"This new guy's really good!"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"Shoo!"

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

Shooting in Ireland

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

A group of hunters.

'I love working on these lawyers. They only have two parts, their mouths and their rears...and those are interchangeable.'

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"When I see these guys in their fifteen-hundred-dollar suits and four-hundred-dollar shoes, I think I'm in the wrong business."

'A Good Job of It!'