Sharpie Enthusiast Gifts

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

Not so Sharpie

"1-1"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

Tie Rolls

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

The first birthday gift.

Ancient Weapons

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'