Joint Enthusiast Gifts

Orthopaedics clinic - "The 3 most important things in my business are dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"

When Engineers Crack.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'In, out, fiddling.'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

DIY store.

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"