Alignment Enthusiast Gifts

Straightening up.

"What's a patent?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Can I have a look at the map?

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Work Life Balance

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

Life-Work Balance.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.