Alignment Enthusiast T-Shirts

Straightening up.

"What's a patent?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Can I have a look at the map?

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Work Life Balance

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Life-Work Balance.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'