Balance Enthusiasts Gifts

"We're sure-footed, but that's just showing off!"

A Man Trying to Balance

"Well yeah, like you, I'm usually sure-footed, but I took some unnecessary risks..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Kitchen Tetris

"It's true: no more burpees."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Washing Line Walker

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Body Building

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Treading a fine lion.

Laptops

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Speed Bump Ahead.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Football party

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Life-Work Balance.

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Workaholics Anonymous

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Spinning Plates!

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."