Balance Enthusiasts Gifts

"We're sure-footed, but that's just showing off!"

A Man Trying to Balance

"Well yeah, like you, I'm usually sure-footed, but I took some unnecessary risks..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Kitchen Tetris

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Washing Line Walker

Laptops

Treading a fine lion.

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Body Building

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Football party

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Life-Work Balance.

Workaholics Anonymous

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453

Spinning Plates!

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Tightrope Walker.

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."