Guru balancing on a skateboard ontop a mountain
Extreme Balance Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone passionate about maintaining extreme balance? Our collection features witty and artistic items that highlight their dedication and fascination with perfect harmony—ideal for gym lovers, yoga practitioners, or anyone obsessed with staying steady amid chaos.
"I think we'd make a good team!"
...the all-terrain skateboard.
Rock Climber
Mountain climbers face a closed route.
"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."
"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"
Aquatic Thrill Seekers
Planting a Flag on the Summit
'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'
'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'
Work Life Balance
"Have you farted. . . ?"
Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.
Milkjet Skiing
Treading a fine lion.
"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"
Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!
''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'
Money mangagement see-saw.
'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'
Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.
'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'
'Could you throw me the car keys?'
Football party
Easter Island Rock Climber
A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.
"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"
'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'
Tight Rope Ski Lift
Extreme skier flies through cloud.
"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."
Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.
Life-Work Balance.
"I've had a lot of free time this year."
Extreme Balance Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Extreme Balance Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs crafted for balance lovers — quirky, inspiring, and perfect for brightening their mornings.
Extreme Balance Enthusiast Pillows
Discover pillows that combine humor and harmony, ideal for anyone passionate about staying balanced.
Extreme Balance Enthusiast Prints
Browse our prints that capture the essence of extreme balance — bold, artistic, and full of personality.
Extreme Balance Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts designed for balance enthusiasts — stylish and witty, perfect for everyday or workout wear.