Domestic Balance Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh no! Corporate wants me to go to a leadership seminar!'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Disappearing Democracy

Money mangagement see-saw.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

Life-Work Balance.

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

"I just needed some 'me' time."

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

'You really need to start watching what you eat, make sure your meals are balanced, and try to resist weighting yourself every day...'

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Man Walking on Life Line

"He's an excellent candidate. Unfortunately, he doesn't want to work weekends."

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

A priest with inboxes marked 'Temporal' and 'Eternal'

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

Yin and yang bath towels

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"