Domestic Balance Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Oh no! Corporate wants me to go to a leadership seminar!'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Disappearing Democracy

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Money mangagement see-saw.

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Life-Work Balance.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"I just needed some 'me' time."

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

"He's an excellent candidate. Unfortunately, he doesn't want to work weekends."

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

Man Walking on Life Line

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

A priest with inboxes marked 'Temporal' and 'Eternal'

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"