Quirky Balance Enthusiast T-Shirts

US Mail Bag and Empty Scale are equal weight.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

Football Crazy strip six

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Treading a fine lion.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Laptops

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Speed Bump Ahead.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Football party

'What's wrong with you?'

Life-Work Balance.

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Spinning Plates!

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Tightrope Walker.

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I just needed some 'me' time."

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.