Balance Aficionado T-Shirts

Inside bank: 'I'll show you my balance if you show me yours.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Disappearing Democracy

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Treading a fine lion.

Laptops

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"Commuters"

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Football party

Speed Bump Ahead.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Life-Work Balance.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Fritz chasing Clara for her Nutcracker

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

Urology - Dr Nutcracker.

Spinning Plates!

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Curtain call

Tightrope Walker.

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

Nutcracker