Equilibrist Enthusiast Gifts

Work Life Balance

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Albert Einstein

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"Gee, thanks pal."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

Genius Envy

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

MLK

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Science Fair Judgements

Information booth attendant solves equation

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Have you been working out?"

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"How is it gendered?"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'