Escalator Enthusiast Gifts

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

This one is broken...I've been stuck here for hours.

"What kept you? - You've been gone shopping for AGES!!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"That museum tour was great! My favorite part was the dinosaur skeletons! What was your favorite part, Nora?"

Inconsiderate cleaner.

"We regret that the lift is broken..."

Why there are no glass escalators.

Mall Talk

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Escalator World

Fat woman on escalator - 'It stopped.'

Beginner Level Escalators

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Santa Elevator

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Plane with banner shoots at another.