Escalator Escapade Observer Gifts

'Don't expect sympathy from me! I TOLD you your shoe was untied!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Beaver tower

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Skier and his dog.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

Astronaut Selfie.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Mountain escalator.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Impractical Gardener.

Hurdles with Steps

'It was your choice to escalate this argument...not mine!'

The Star Gazer

Beginner Level Escalators

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'