Escalator Explorer Gifts

"It was even more dangerous before the escalator."

Baby rocks!

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

What your guitar says about you.

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

The Hybrid

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

The Electric Car

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

Musician's Fishing Trip

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

Swiss excalibur...

Violinists.

Wrong Side of the Equator

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

"We're Mountain-Goats Darling: It's not survival of the fittest, it's survival of the sure-footed..."

Beginner Level Escalators

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

Range Anxiety

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'