Earthquake Explorer Gifts

Geology

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"It's the adorable snowman!"