Escalator Explorer Mugs

"It was even more dangerous before the escalator."

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

Baby rocks!

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

The Family Joules: Part 15

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

What your guitar says about you.

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

The Hybrid

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

The Electric Car

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

Musician's Fishing Trip

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

Swiss excalibur...

Violinists.

Wrong Side of the Equator

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

Beginner Level Escalators

'It was your choice to escalate this argument...not mine!'

"We're Mountain-Goats Darling: It's not survival of the fittest, it's survival of the sure-footed..."

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'