Escalator Adventurer Mugs

"Look at those idiots."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Guitar Man.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Snowboarding downhill.

Joe Henry

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"It's called being preemptive."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Pole Vaulting Club

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

Bull Treadmill