Escalator Adventurer Pillows

"Look at those idiots."

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Guitar Man.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Snowboarding downhill.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Joe Henry

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"It's called being preemptive."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Pole Vaulting Club

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Arcarde Patrol