Escalator Rider Pillows

'Do these stairs seem unusually long to you?'

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Face Painting.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

A Fork-lift.

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

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