Escalator Technician Pillows

'This one's broken, I've been stuck here for hours.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

"This just in - The Dow continues its relentless plunge. Relentless plunges are brought to you by Remik Elevator."

Teardown just got easier! Introducing the campsite compactor 3000!

"Sorry. Full."

Beginner Level Escalators

Kick me.

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

"Up, please."

'My son wants to become an elevator engineer.'

'I understand this is the world's fastest elevator,'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

"It's not a terrible job considering I started in animal testing."

Right place. Right time.

Gilligan's Elevator.

"No, you come in on four."

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Valentine's Day.

How a Service Lift Works.