Elevator Technicians Pillows

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Santa Elevator

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This thing is so slow!"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator