Elevator Experts Pillows

"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Muzak's Top 10

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Santa Elevator

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This thing is so slow!"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator