Elevator Experts Pillows

"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Muzak's Top 10

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Santa Elevator

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Going up?'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

'Going down?'

'Funny place to put an esculator.'