Elevator Pitch Expert Pillows

"Now tell me about yourself in a ten second sound bite."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Muzak's Top 10

Santa Elevator

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

A Fork-lift.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Free Speech has heavy price.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'I think I'm suffering from an identity crisis, but then who am I to say?'

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.