Elevator Comedian Pillows

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"That explains all the cavities."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Muzak's Top 10

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Monet At Open Mic Night

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"How small will he get?"

Elevator dilemma.

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Penguins going for flying lessons

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Make Your Own

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Family living in an allevator

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

Legends of Hold Music

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

'OK, it moved a little, but I can't do this all on my own. Teamwork, people. We all need to bounce at the same time.'

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.