Elevator Mechanic Humor Pillows

Hell's elevator/Up to no good.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

That scandal-plagued politician insists on taking the elevator, rather than the stairs, to the lobby. He's refusing to step down.

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

Family living in an allevator

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

Right place. Right time.

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

"I guess this is me."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

'Would you care for a drink while you're being ignored?'

'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'

'Someone set a slinky going. Until it stops you'll have to use the stairs.'

"So, General, what do you think of this new idea for a bridging technique?"

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

Clancy: Car Repairs