Elevator Mechanic Humor Mugs

Hell's elevator/Up to no good.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Family living in an allevator

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

Right place. Right time.

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

"I guess this is me."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

'Would you care for a drink while you're being ignored?'

'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

Elevator button for bar & grill.

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

'As a safety feature, I flattened one side.'

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

How to Cross the Rhine