Elevator Humor Lovers Mugs

Family living in an allevator

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Muzak's Top 10

Santa Elevator

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'