"Now tell me about yourself in a ten second sound bite."
Elevator Pitch Expert Gifts
Looking for a gift for the elevator pitch enthusiast? Celebrate their knack for crisp, compelling communication with our selection of clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These items are ideal for professionals who thrive on making impactful impressions swiftly—adding humor and motivation to their daily routine. Whether they’re pitching ideas or networking, these thoughtful gifts inject personality and wit into their workspace and wardrobe, making every interaction memorable.
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'
The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator
"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."
Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.
'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'
Going Down?
Thumbing a Lift.
"This IS my day-to-night outfit"
Elevator charge $1.00.
'I'm playing 18 floors.'
"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."
The guy who got in on the ground floor
A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".
'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'
Muzak's Top 10
Santa Elevator
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."
A Fork-lift.
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
'Going up?'
"This thing is so slow!"
Free Speech has heavy price.
"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."
"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"
"Do we look like we're going up?"
'I think I'm suffering from an identity crisis, but then who am I to say?'
'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'
Elevator. Up, down and dirty.
Elevator Pitch Expert Gifts Collection
Elevator Pitch Expert Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for elevator pitch experts—brighten their mornings with clever and motivational messages.
Elevator Pitch Expert Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and motivation into the home or office of that elevator pitch specialist.
Elevator Pitch Expert Prints
Browse our inspiring prints designed for those who excel at powerful, concise communication—perfect for decorating a workspace or office.
Elevator Pitch Expert T-Shirts
Check out our stylish t-shirts perfect for elevator pitch pros—combine comfort with wit and make a statement wherever they go.