"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."
Elevator Small Talk Expert Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the elevator small talk enthusiast? Our collection features witty and charming items that acknowledge their knack for cracking the perfect elevator conversation. Celebrate their social finesse with humorous mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that capture their elevator chat mastery. Whether it's for a friend, coworker, or your witty neighbor, these gifts add a fun twist to their social skills and brighten up their day.
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator
Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.
'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'
Thumbing a Lift.
Going Down?
"This IS my day-to-night outfit"
'I'm playing 18 floors.'
Elevator charge $1.00.
'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
The guy who got in on the ground floor
A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".
"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."
"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"
Santa Elevator
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."
A Fork-lift.
"This thing is so slow!"
Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
'Going up?'
"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"
"Do we look like we're going up?"
"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"
"How small will he get?"
Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.
'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'
"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."
Elevator Small Talk Expert Gifts Collection
Elevator Small Talk Expert Mugs
Discover a wide range of mugs celebrating elevator small talk talents. Find the perfect humorous and stylish design to brighten their day.
Elevator Small Talk Expert Pillows
Check out our playful pillows that honor the art of elevator conversation. Add humor and comfort to their home or office decor.
Elevator Small Talk Expert Prints
Browse eye-catching prints that celebrate elevator small talk mastery. Ideal for inspiring conversation and adding personality to any space.
Elevator Small Talk Expert T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts for the elevator small talk expert. Perfect for showcasing their social finesse in casual style.