Elevator Talker Gifts

"How small will he get?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Muzak's Top 10

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'I think I'm suffering from an identity crisis, but then who am I to say?'

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

That scandal-plagued politician insists on taking the elevator, rather than the stairs, to the lobby. He's refusing to step down.

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

Family living in an allevator

Legends of Hold Music

"There's a 'thbump, thbump' when I walk upstairs, and then I hear a low 'ka-chink, ka-chink' going around corners, and I'm having trouble getting my horn to work."

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

'OK, it moved a little, but I can't do this all on my own. Teamwork, people. We all need to bounce at the same time.'

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

Right place. Right time.

Near Death Experience: 'Hey, watch it with that thing, pal!'

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

"I guess this is me."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

Elevator button for bar & grill.

'Now THAT'S what I call great elevator music!'

"Then Marc from our creative team tells the client to 'like it or lump it' – can you believe that?!"

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

Hotel Stay

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

Gilligan's Elevator.