Elevator Whisperer Gifts

'Could you leave the door open? I get claustrophobia.'

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Compression

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

The Complete Cycle.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Yeah, my master is a car enthusiast too, but instead of going on joy-rides with me, he spends his weekends tinkering with the engine..."

"Oh...that's not good."

"How small will he get?"

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"There's that squeak again."

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'

'No, the sound isn't turned off, it's a Formula One race.'

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."