Elevator Whisperer Mugs

'Could you leave the door open? I get claustrophobia.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Compression

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

The Complete Cycle.

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Oh...that's not good."

"Yeah, my master is a car enthusiast too, but instead of going on joy-rides with me, he spends his weekends tinkering with the engine..."

"How small will he get?"

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"There's that squeak again."

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

'No, the sound isn't turned off, it's a Formula One race.'

Well, the car's computer say it's YOU who won't start, runs rough, and back fires on acceleration.

It's hard to when I'm always under pressure."