Elevator Jokes Gifts

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

"How small will he get?"

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

That scandal-plagued politician insists on taking the elevator, rather than the stairs, to the lobby. He's refusing to step down.

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

Family living in an allevator

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

Old woman on a stair lift to Heaven

Right place. Right time.

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

"I guess this is me."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

'Someone set a slinky going. Until it stops you'll have to use the stairs.'

Elevator button for bar & grill.

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

'As a safety feature, I flattened one side.'

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

Canadian Standoff

'Hello?...Tes, hello Dr. Stein... mm hmm...I see...how contagious?'

'Not again!...'

Roof.

Phee-ew! Who let out the fear?

Gilligan's Elevator.