Elevator Etiquette Enthusiast Gifts

'Hello?...Tes, hello Dr. Stein... mm hmm...I see...how contagious?'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

Muzak's Top 10

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Santa Elevator

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'