'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.
Elevator Etiquette Explorer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the elevator etiquette explorer? Celebrate their curiosity and sense of humor with quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight the unspoken rules of elevator riding. These thoughtfully designed items add a dash of fun to their daily routine and spark conversations about proper etiquette in the most amusing ways. A great choice for anyone who enjoys exploring social norms with a lighthearted twist.
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'
Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator
Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.
"Just what is a runcible spoon?"
"This IS my day-to-night outfit"
Thumbing a Lift.
"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."
'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'
Going Down?
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
Elevator charge $1.00.
'I'm playing 18 floors.'
The guy who got in on the ground floor
"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."
"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."
A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".
"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."
'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"
"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."
Politeness opens doors
"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."
A Fork-lift.
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
'Going up?'
Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.
Elevator Etiquette Explorer Gifts Collection
Elevator Etiquette Explorer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for elevator etiquette explorers—perfect for caffeine-fueled discussions about elevator customs.
Elevator Etiquette Explorer Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate the humorous side of elevator etiquette—ideal for fans of social quirks.
Elevator Etiquette Explorer Prints
Brighten up walls with prints that humorously capture the world of elevator etiquette explorers—great for keen observers and social satirists alike.
Elevator Etiquette Explorer T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts for elevator etiquette explorers who appreciate humor and social observations—wear your quirks proudly!